Miami makes GQ's worst dressed list

This is an article in GQ regarding the 40 worst dressed cities in the country. They put Miami as #9 on this list. Whoever wrote this has never been to Miami I can tell you this with 100% certainty.

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... A bachelorette party Mecca, Miami hosts a perennial "fleet week" of wasted, self-hating bridesmaids who grope blindly for washboard abs. No wonder so many South Beach dudes look like they're between shifts at Night Train. Third buttons hold on for dear life. Acid-washed jeans constellate under the black lights in the club. And those pointed-toe loafers...faux-alligator? The world's your music video, bro.—Robert Fischer "

WUT? And they show a picture of three women who do not by any stretch of the imagination represent the way women really dress in the Magic City

Georgia May Jagger New Face of Material Girl

Daughter of Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall, Georgia May Jagger has been named as the new muse of the Material Girl clothing line by Madonna and daughter Lourdes Leon. Jagger, age 20 is no stranger to the modeling business, having already worked for top designers like Versace, Chanel and Amani. We have noticed discussion that her famous parents must surely be the reason for Jagger's modeling opportunities. However, I personally think Georgia May bears a striking resemblance to Dutch fashion model, Lara Stone.

The spokesperson position of the Material Girl line seems to be a revolving door, as Jagger is now the third, following Taylor Momsen and Kelly Osbourne. Osbourne has been quite vocal about being replaced as the spokesmodel, saying that she felt "betrayed." Let's just hope that the third time is a charm.

Below is a side by side comparision of Miss Jagger and Ms. Lara Stone.